Yo yo yo its Yoyoyollie, coming at yo’ with the first ever actual devlog blog!

This was only possible with the incredible innovation of “hiring a programmer” (Arcy) who painstakingly made this website over the course of last week. But since this is a thing now, we’re planning to do WEEKLY blog posts from now on, releasing every Sunday-ish up until the launch of the game (with SOME breaks of course).

We’ll be covering everything involving the development of the game and stuff around it, which might be fun, might be not, idk. This domain cost me $6 and will cost me $12 from every year from now on so this better be damn worth it.

Introductions

This is the welcome blog, so it only makes sense that we start with some introductions from the writer team behind the devlogs.

Yollie

I’m the lead dev guy for the game, and also the writer for this blog post. I’m Australian and my favorite pizza topping is pineapple.

Arcy

Hi I’m actually a human (but I come from the magical land of Poland so you could argue with that) and I made this website. Also despite being a human I’ve been kept in a cage in Yollie’s basement and I’ve been only permitted 3 slices of bread each day. Otherwise I’m getting treated very well and I’ve been working on this game HARD for the past few weeks. I’ve eaten like 10 pizzas in my life because I was allergic to cheese so uhhhhhh grilled chicken.

Jose Pavli

Hi I’m Jose Pavli, I’m French, I am a music composer. It seems my music sounds better when listened while flying and dodging missiles. So here we go again!

Jonathan Foe

Yollie asked me to introduce myself in this “blog” of his, so uhh hey - jfoe here. I’m the sound designer for Delivery Must Complete - and I’m writing this because I think Yollie wants me to pad his blog? I wish I was paid to do this…

The structure of the blogs

In terms of the actual dev-blogs, usually the writer will be either Arcy or I, alternating every week (with breaks). Arcy will usually focus more on the technical side of things, while I’ll just write about development in general and game design and shit. I don’t know. I’ve never written for a blog before.

Arcy will be following up this Sunday with a dev-blog about this site itself, so make sure you stay tuned for that!



To close this first blog off, I’ll leave some screenshots of stuff I haven’t yet shown to you guys. Screenshot_PlayerScene_6819.png h7ZaDTg2L2.jpg aCvpC47b42.jpg

Alright, I’ll see y’all… next week I guess. Or, if you’re part of the Discord, literally anytime I’m awake. Have fun, and make sure you get as many people to wishlist as possible! This is a pyramid scheme after all

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